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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 17:43
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
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Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is your language's pangram?
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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